Run BTS!: Episode 140

[Playing "Vroom, Vroom," an imaginary driving game]

Jimin: "This is why we can't play this with non-drivers."

Namjoon, sighing: "It's because I don't have a license."

Jungkook: "Just ride a bike instead."

Yoongi: "We told you to ride a bike instead."

Taehyung: "Just walk."

Hobi: "He's getting up, just like that?"

Namjoon: "Lets be conscious of the environment."

Staff: "There's one more person who was wrong."

Namjoon: "Really?"

Jungkook, pointing at Jin: "It's him."

Namjoon: "He's so quiet!"

Yoongi: "He has the most driving experience among us, too."

Namjoon: "Weren't you the first one to get your license?"

Yoongi: "That's right."

Jin, sheepish: "Yeah, I've had my license for 10 years."

Staff: "Now that everyone is hyped up, let's play the highlight of all retreats: Mafia."

Jimin: "We've gotten much better at this."

Namjoon: "Really?"

Yoongi: "We're good?"

[Upon seeing PD Na]

Hobi: "I got so surprised!"

Yoongi, sheepish: "We get surprised when we see celebrities!"

PD Na: "You guys are global superstars, right?"

BTS: *shy mumbling*

Jin: "That's right!"

Hobi: "People would usually be a little more modest."

[Staff brings tables of food in front of BTS]

Yoongi, innocently: "Why is our album sitting there? Are we using that as a trivet?"

[Everyone dies of laughter]

Namjoon: "It says 'Grammy Nominated' right there and 'Billboard Hot 100' right on it! Do you really want to use it as a trivet? Come on!"

[Jimin, who lost his round and has to give up an item on the food table, turns in their album without hesitation]

PD Na: "Are you sure?"

Jimin: "We really don't need it."

PD Na: "You guys have given everything to create this. It's a page of your history..."

Hobi: "What use is any of that in front of food?"

PD Na: "You're really taking your album out?"

Namjoon: "Yep."

PD Na: "So to put it in perspective, your album is worth less than the tofu here?"

[BTS, slightly embarrassed, laughs]

PD Na: "You're saying that it's worth less than doenjang."

Jin: "We have to eat to live."

Yoongi: "We don't dwell in the past. We only live in the present and future."

[PD Na, showing a picture of Cho Jungseok]

Jungkook, slurring: "Cho... Cho... Cho [garbled sounds]!"

PD Na: "Wrong!"

Jimin: "Didn't he get that one?"

Jin: "This should be a pass."

PD Na: "Who's 'Cho Cho Cho'?"

Jungkook: "It's Cho Jungseok!"

Taehyung: "Can you please let this one slide?"

PD Na: "Jungkook, please tell us what you said honestly, in the name of ARMY. What did you say?"

Jungkook, who takes his love for ARMY very seriously: "Cho Jungseok."

Jin: "That's right!"

Taehyung: "He said that in the name of ARMY."

Jin: "Yeah, I bet ARMY would understand."

Jungkook: "I don't have clear pronunciation!"

Yoongi: "They'll be happier to see us eat more!"

Taehyung: "Beyond that, we're just telling the truth!"

Jin: "If he doesn't let this slide, all of ARMY will go to his channel and-"

PD Na, straightening up real fast: "All right! He said the correct answer very clearly. Let's keep on going!"

Dear god, what a great episode. My cheeks hurt from laughing so much.