J-Hope — "Killin' It Girl (feat. GloRilla)" Official Teaser

Okay, his outfit is screaming cowboy rockstar, his stare is intensely murderous, and the music is giving me "Chicken Noodle Soup" vibes, so I have no idea what to expect but I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY.

Jin — "Don't Say You Love Me" Official Teaser

Okay, this is pure K-drama vibes and I need to know what happens ASAP.

Jin — Echo Highlight Medley

So, at first, I was like, "This sounds like a continuation of Happy," which is not a bad thing because I LOVE Happy, but then I heard the FIDDLE and a COUNTRY TWANG?! Ooof, this is going to be interesting. I can't wait to listen to this album!

J-Hope — "Sweet Dreams (feat. Miguel)" Official Teaser #2

TWO MORE DAYS!

(Okay, but those two glasses of cola sitting at the edge of the table like that is giving me anxiety.)

J-Hope — "Sweet Dreams (feat. Miguel)" Official Teaser #1

Okay, we love people meeting up on the street in their jam jams, and people relaxing in their yard in matching faux fur outfits with fat macarons and fat cheese bagels in front of them, and an old couple with matching lovely puppies T-shirts, and a flying house with way too many pizza boxes in it. I am now INVESTED in this story.

V (feat. Park Hyo Shin) — "Winter Ahead" Poster + Official Teaser

(Image source: BTS Weverse)

Okay, the poster makes it seem like it's gonna be a sweet love song and the teaser looks like it's gonna be a horror story, so it's obviously going to be about LOVE GONE WRONG.

RM: Right People, Wrong Place: Interview #1 — Intro

Got our tickets for the December 7 viewing! Given how raw and honest and unfiltered Right Place, Wrong Person is, I just know this film is going to be a work of art.

Jin — "Running Wild" Official Teaser

I know we only got 48 seconds, but doesn't this sound like the perfect song for commercials or dramas? You know, when you need that freeing, uplifting vibe? I just know I'm gonna play the shit out of this. 4 MORE DAYS!

Jin — "I'll Be There" Poster + Official Teaser

(Image source: BTS Weverse)

Okay, this sounds like it's gonna be a rock-pop bop and I already know I'm going to be obsessed with it. TWO MORE DAYS!!!

JUNGKOOK: I AM STILL Sneak Peek

I just can't get over how well our maknae grew up. 😭

Jimin and Jungkook — Are You Sure?! Teaser Trailer

UGH, MY FAVOURITE DUO OF ALL TIME. 18 MORE DAYS. 

Jimin — "Who" Official Teaser

I love everything about this. The retro '80s vibe, the guitar riffs, the outfit, the hair, THE VOCAL TEASE AT THE END. FUCK ME UP. 3 MORE DAYS!!!

Jimin and Jungkook — Are You Sure?! Teaser Poster + Announcement (from USA)

(Image source: BTS Official X)

YES, I AM REALLY, REALLY SURE.

Jimin — MUSE Highlight Medley

We only got 10 instrumental seconds of each song, but "WHO" already sounds like a banger. 6 MORE DAYS!!!

Jimin and Jungkook — Are You Sure?! Launch Trailer

Okay, so we got summer in the US, autumn in Jeju, and winter in Sapporo. I know they mentioned filming something together in passing sometime last year but I really didn't think it would be through so many seasons and locations. 9 episodes spread across 5 weeks. I AM SURE, I AM REALLY SURE (that I will be re-subscribing to Disney+ just to watch this). 

MY JIKOOK HEART IS SO FULL!!!

RM — "LOST!" Official Teaser

What did he lose? His shoes? His wallet? His direction? His sanity?

TWO DAYS UNTIL WE FIND OUT.

RM — "Come Back to Me" Official Teaser

With an album titled Right Place, Wrong Person, this 17-second clip is straight-up giving me Parasite vibes.

V — "FRI(END)S" Official Teaser #2

Wait, WHAT? You can't just show us him casually eating noodles and then BAM, he's dead on the floor and BLEEDING FROM THE HEAD? WTF???? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?????

V — "FRI(END)S" Official Teaser #1

Based on these 35 seconds, I think we're safe from ugly crying. But we are not safe from craving takeout stir-fried noodles.