BTS VLOG: Suga's Hiking Vlog in Switzerland

Firstly, Suga really should start a vlogging channel. He's a natural at it and can somehow make the mundane interesting to watch. (I also love the old-school, tacky editing. It's a huge part of the charm.) Secondly, how do people hike up mountains so casually? I would a) never make it to the end, and b) be in constant fear of tripping and falling to my death. If I don't get run over by a wild cow first. 

BTS VLOG: Suga's Running Vlog in Busan (with Jungkook)

"Where there's a downhill, an uphill awaits…"

Yoongi: "Hey, remember? The incline in San Francisco was about this bad when we were going up. We went up around six of these, right? Man, I thought I was going to die back then."

I never thought I'd see the day when Jungkook couldn't catch up with Yoongi. Man, runners are truly a different beast. 

BTS VLOG: Suga's Running Vlog in San Francisco

"Is that an uphill?"

"WHY WON'T THIS UPHILL END?"

"THAT UPHILL WAS CRAZY."

"THAT UPHILL ALMOST TOOK ME OUT."

"Should we have a banana?"

Ah, all's well that ends well!

(Yes, his stamina and resilience is truly remarkable, but also his skin is flawless? Like, it's so smooth and glassy, it almost sparkles? Like a Twilight vampire?)

BTS FESTA 2026: Jungkook's NORMAL LOG

THE ORIGINAL MUSCLE PIG!

You know how people say, "Just watching you eat makes me full," and it's not true at all? Well, just watching them work out makes me fit.

BTS FESTA 2026: V's NORMAL LOG

This is why I could never be a celebrity. Or, at least, someone that has to look good. Or be fit. Or need stamina. 

BTS FESTA 2026: Jimin's NORMAL LOG

Further proof that packing is a universally hated task. I hate packing even for a weekend trip, so I can't even imagine having to pack for a world tour. Apparently it doesn't matter how rich and famous you are or how many assistants or managers you have. They won't help you pack, either. 

BTS FESTA 2026: Jin's NORMAL LOG

"People are supposed to get healthier when they rest, so why do we have to work out to get healthier?"

Ah, Jin always asking the important questions.

BTS FESTA 2026: SUGA's NORMAL LOG

I love how Yoongi has become such a pure guitar nerd. Like, you can tell he would just love to start a YouTube channel showcasing guitar gear. That's all to say that I can't wait for a BTS rock side project… (Oh, and hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers.) 

BTS FESTA 2026: J-Hope's NORMAL LOG

Okay, the headband he puts on before washing his face is such a throwback to my teenage years. Even the way he looks at himself and scoffs at how ridiculous his hair looks with it on is accurate… 

Also, I'm pretty sure his "casual" outfit costs, like, half my annual income.

BTS FESTA 2026: RM's NORMAL LOG

Yes, I really did just watch Kim Namjoon read a book for six minutes. On that note, I wonder why he hasn't gotten laser eye surgery. I also have really high eye prescriptions and if I had the money, I would absolutely be getting it. Not to mention, it's a third of the price in Korea than it is here. Maybe his cornea is a weird shape...

BTS VLOG: V's Vlog — One Lucky Day

Okay, a few things:

1. It's legal to eat everything you want if it's for work!!! THIS IS GENIUS. Now I just need to find a steady, well-paying job in which my sole responsibility is to eat really delicious foods.
2. Even BTS struggles to get tickets out of those goddamn parking payment machines. At least he didn't have to get out of the car because his arm was too short to reach it... BUT STILL! THE MACHINES DO NOT DISCRIMINATE!
3. "Why did I drag myself outside?" Ah, yes, the eternal question. The world is disappointing for everyone, even BTS. THE WORLD DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE!
4. Does it really count as shopping if you're the brand ambassador and you don't have to pay for anything? 
5. I really need to go back to Korea if only to eat those insane slabs of samgyeopsal everyday.

BTS VLOG: V's Vlog in Los Angeles

Honestly, the best part about vlogs is the food footage. And now I just really want some fancy surf and turf. And some fancy Korean BBQ. You know, I've always been indifferent to LA, but I would travel there to eat... I've never had In-N-Out, after all.

BTS VLOG: RM's Trip in Europe

It's funny that he apologizes for showcasing so many of his meals because the food is what leads me to my destinations.

Oh, man, the wanderlust is real right now.

V VLOG: V-log in Tokyo

I went to TeamLabs Planets TOKYO in April and it really was an incredible, one-of-a-kind experience. But IMAGINE IF I CASUALLY BUMPED INTO A BTS MEMBER THERE.

Sigh, I miss Tokyo. Good thing I'm going back next year!

SUGA VLOG: D-DAY Tour in Phuket

• Okay, so Yoongi has successfully made me hungry in every single one of his travel vlogs. 
• I've decided that he is the absolute cutest when he is eating watermelon. I'm sure he's cute eating any fruit, but watermelon is the winner.
• We could've been soulmates until I found out he likes cilantro. 
• But that means he could be my best foodie buddy because then he could eat all the cilantro from our dishes and I won't have to suffer! 

SUGA VLOG: D-DAY Tour in Jakarta

Oof, his reaction to the food here is vastly different to the overhyped burger in Chicago... And come to think of it, I don't think I've actually ever eaten Indonesian food. So it's now my new goal.

Also, I watched his livestream in Seoul on Sunday and it was entirely worth staying up until 6:00AM for, and it was made especially joyful with seeing the maknae line cheering him on there as well! They announced 3 more shows in August, too. Man, I really went to Seoul at the wrong time... 

SUGA VLOG: D-DAY Tour in Chicago

So, judging by his serious lack of enthusiasm, I'm guessing that Gordon Ramsey burger isn't worth the hype...

On another note, I am comforting myself with the fact that, despite not being able to go to any of the D-DAY Tour dates in the US, at least I got the pass to watch the Seoul concert livestream this Sunday. (It starts at 4:00AM EDT but BTS IS ALWAYS WORTH SACRIFICING SLEEP FOR.)

BTS — Jin in Argentina

That pure joy that Jin experiences at a Coldplay concert is what I aspire to have.

BTS VLOG: Suga — Woodworking Vlog

1. How fucking cute is it that his first thought was to make 6 more cutting boards for the other members?
2. How fucking cute is it that he decided to make whale-shaped cutting boards because the whale has become representative of ARMY?
3. Seeing fingers that close to blades, saws, or cutters gives me anxiety.
4. I will never take a wooden cutting board for granted again.

BTS VLOG: Jin — Cooking Vlog

Okay, a few things:

1. DEEP-FRIED SHRIMP SANDWICHES!!! I NEED THESE IN MY LIFE ASAP.
2. I just found out menbosha is a Korean version of the shrimp toast that originated from Hong Kong. As a person whose parents are from Hong Kong, how the hell have I never seen nor heard of this before? 
3. Where can I find a restaurant that serves menbosha? I'm not about buy a litre of oil just to attempt to make these...
4. I wonder if you can make an air-fried version of them?
5. How many ARMYs will burn their fingers off by attempting to touch boiling oil after watching this video?